“They
sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a
man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In
either a man can be quiet and think.”
(Ellis Peters)
“Beer
is my coffee.”
(Moi)
I am not a coffee drinker. The wife and seventy-five percent of our
children are coffee drinkers . . . or what passes as coffee drinkers these
days. My parents were coffee drinkers .
. . Maxwell Cup right out of the jar . . . not this chocolaty, frothy stuff
with exotic sounding names. They liked
their coffee to be black and strong . . . no cream . . . no sugar . . .
straight up. I never could stand the
smell of coffee . . . made my stomach queasy.
Nope, I am a tea drinker through and through. Not those wimpy herbal teas . . . not those
spicy and fruity teas (though I really like Wild
Sweet Orange Tea by Tazo) . . .
plain old, black leaf tea . . . Red Rose and
Liptons . . . no condiments. I like my tea straight. I guess if a person is not going to drink
coffee, he or she should drink tea . . . I am not a coffee drinker.
The other day, the oldest child and
his mother started a conversation about coffee . . . actually it was about Starbucks . . . the commercialized flag
ship of coffee shops. Both of them were
drooling and ranting and raving about how wonderful the coffee was at Starbucks . . . actually, at any good
coffee shop that can produce the exotic drinks that they pass off as coffee
today. Now, I have gone into the
aforementioned coffee shop with the wife before, but my heart practically stopped
beating when they charged me nearly four dollars for a cup of tea . . . black
tea, at that! I know the price of a box
of tea . . . Liptons or Red Rose . . . and, I know that for four
bucks I could have made myself forty-eight cups of tea! The wife told me to relax, I was paying for
the experience and ambiance of the place.
I thought I was paying for a cup of tea!
It didn’t even faze the wife to spend six bucks for her coffee . . .
four bucks for my tea . . . to sit in a crowded, stuffy place where people used
a strange language to order their brews.
For a minute I was not sure if I was really in the biggest city in
Montana. Which brings me back to the
conversation . . . the two of them just thought that the coffee and experience
was the neatest thing since sliced bread.
In fact, as my wife says, coffee shops
. . . in particular Starbucks and the
coffee shop in Barnes and Noble . . .
are one of her favorite places to unwind, relax, and spend some time with her self. Most of the time she is with friends or family,
it is rarely quiet, and nerve wracking in the introvert eyes of me. She likes
to get her brew, sit back, do a crossword puzzle or read a book, think, and
relax . . . a good way to end her day, she tells me. I don’t get it. In my mind I would think that it would be
better to come home to the peace and quiet of home, brew a quick cup of coffee,
and find true tranquility . . . but, the oldest and wife informed me I was
wrong.
So, I was thinking about this as I was
driving home from working at the university in the big city. Coffee shops are the wife’s favorite places
to sit back and have a brew . . . she can relax . . . talk to people . . . read
a book . . . listen to music . . . cruise around on her smartphone. It is a special place for her. As I thought about that, it dawned on me . .
. I have a special place like that too . . . a place where I get my favorite
brew, sit back, enjoy some company, listen to some music, do a crossword (if I
was really, really desperate for entertainment), cruise around on my
smartphone, and even read a book if I wanted to. The only difference is that my brew would not
be coffee . . . it would be beer. As I
was moving down the highway, I thought to myself . . . there ain’t much
difference between a brewery and a coffee shop in Montana . . . just depends
upon what type of brew a person wants.
The wife doesn’t agree with me on this
one.
So, I did a little research . . .
coffee versus beer . . . coffee shops versus breweries . . . which are better
for a person? Here is a bit information
for you . . . if you want to be creative, drink beer; if you want to be energetic,
drink coffee. Research shows that a
couple of beers will make a person more creative . . . that the brain is less
distracted by the world around it . . . that it is good for searching for an
initial idea. On the other hand,
research shows that coffee is great at giving an individual quick energy . . .
makes the person able to focus better . . . and, it makes one active. This particular research stated that two would
be perfect working together . . . the beer would create ideas that the coffee
would give energy to achieve. But, the
research warned, moderation is the key to either one . . . neither one was good
in over-abundance.
Other research had to do with
telomeres—the end parts of DNA.
Apparently telomeres get shorter as a person ages, when they become too
short, the cell dies. Shorter telomeres
are associated with poor health and an increased chance of premature
death. In this research it was found
that caffeine was found to shorten telomeres, but that alcohol lengthened
them. In others words . . . beer
lengthens a person’s life while coffee has a tendency to shorten it. Beer topped coffee in this research.
Now, if you are actually seeking to
relax, think, and spark the creative juices . . . beer is the brew to go
with. If you are seeking to be
energetic, twitchy, and raring to go . . . coffee is the brew to drink. If you are seeking longevity . . . beer. If you are seeking an adventure and quick
action . . . coffee. Beer is served in
breweries . . . coffee in coffee shops.
I get anxious in coffee shops . . . I feel out of my domain . . . out of
place . . . I am uncomfortable . . . and, no one has ever yelled out my name in
a coffee shop when I entered. The
brewery, on the hand, I feel more comfortable in, I feel I am among my people,
and every so often someone actually knows my name. A pint of beer is usually between three and
four dollars . . . a cup of coffee between four and seven dollars . . . a cup
of tea, four dollars. I am no Einstein,
but I think my genetic make-up would have me preferring the brewery and beer
over the coffee shop and coffee.
I haven’t popped this theory on the
wife yet. As I said, she is a coffee
drinker, I am a beer drinker. She likes
coffee shops, I like breweries. She likes
to spend money, I like to save money.
Either way, I have discovered that neither one of us really buys our
coffee or beer . . . we rent it. I do
not think that we are going to agree on this topic of which brew and which
place to have our favorite brew is best.
We disagree. As singer Dave Mason used to sing: “There ain’t no good
guys, ain’t no bad guys. There is only
you and me and we disagree.” On that I
know the wife and I agree. I can raise
my stein to that!
What is your favorite brew?
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