They say that one is never too old to
learn. I have to tip my hat to AARP: The Magazine for its monthly brain
boost. I have come to revere this
monthly magazine that I receive as a source of great knowledge . . . great
truth . . . and, wonderful material for a blog.
This month . . . it was Superman!
It was 75 years ago this month that
the Last Son of Krypton showed up on this planet. I have to be honest, I have dabbled in Superman
on and off throughout my lifetime . . . but, I am more of an X-Man fan
(especially Wolverine), than I am a Superman fan. Yet, at the same time, I do have Superman
comic books stored away. But, 75
years! The dude looks good for such an
old fart . . . I didn’t look that good in my prime! I’m jealous!
AARP:
The Magazine,
in celebration of Superman’s 75th birthday and new movie out in the
theaters, decided to enlighten us mere mortals with five facts we never knew
about him. I thank them for making me
smarter . . . at least in useless trivia if nothing else.
As many of us know, Superman’s alias
in life was Clark Kent. He was either Superman
or Clark Kent . . . but, who would have ever guessed that his parents gave him
a middle name? Never occurred to me, but
it makes sense . . . most of us have middle names. Superman’s middle name? Joseph.
Joseph . . . Joe . . . but there is nothing ordinary about this
Joe. But, who would have ever guessed. It was in a comic written in 1997 that his
middle name was revealed. Not a real
macho name, but neither is Clark . . . isn’t that a candy bar?
Joseph is a Hebrew name . . . as in
Joseph and Mary. Which brings up another
fact about Superman that most of us probably did not know . . . at least
according to the AARP . . . and, we all know that the AARP is right up there
with the Bible . . . it never lies!
Superman was probably Jewish. The
magazine states, and I quote: “Superman creators Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel
gave plenty of clues—from Superman’s Kryptonian name, Kal-El (Hebrew for ‘vessel
of God’), to his origin story straight out of Exodus (as Moses, his parent
launched him to safety and adoption by gentiles, Martha and Jonathan Kent).” I never knew, and I bet you never did either
. . . but does it really matter? At
least he wasn’t Southern Baptist!
He flunked his Army physical. Yeah, the Man of Steel . . . the world’s
strongest individual . . . flunked his Army physical. It happened during World War II when he went
to enlist. He inadvertently read an eye
chart in the adjoining room with his x-ray vision. Thus, he never got to serve his adopted country
in war . . . never got to be a veteran.
But, that did not keep him from being
involved. It seems that Superman hasn’t
only fought fictional criminals and bad guys throughout his illustrious career
. . . he fought some real life bad guys.
In fact, I bet you didn’t know this, he took on Hitler and Stalin. It was chronicled in a 1940 story
commissioned for Look magazine . . .
and, I bet you will never find it in any of the history books found in
schools. Superman hauled Hitler and
Stalin before a League of Nations war crimes tribunal. He also battled white-hooded Ku Klux Klansmen
in a 1946 radio serial. Find that in one
of your children’s history books! But,
the oddest of all was when he boxed against Muhammed Ali—and lost. Imagine, I only learned of this 37 years
after graduating high school! No wonder
Ali always called himself the greatest!
The last thing I learned about Superman
is that he is eligible to collect Social Security. Apparently he enrolled in Social Security in
1966. His Social Security Number is
092-09-6616. The guy pays taxes! He is entitled to Social Security
payments! The guy is on the government’s
screen, but no one seems to be able to put two plus two together to catch
him. By the way, the number is a real
number . . . but, it was not really Superman’s to begin with. It belonged to Giobatta Balocchi, a New
Yorker who had died the year before (1965).
Now, don’t you feel smarter? I know that I do. Heck, I’m ready for the latest edition of Trivial Pursuit . . . bring it on! In the meantime, I want to wish Superman a
happy birthday, much success in his latest movie, and many more to come. I hear it is a blockbuster of a movie . . .
going to make a lot of money . . . but, with a Social Security number he might
be paying for a long, long time. Happy
birthday, Joseph!
1 comment:
I liked Superman on radio, played by Clayton Collier. When he went in the phone booth and got super, his voice got deeper. Manly men should have deep voices.
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