For a moment there was hope. The title of the MSN.com article proclaimed: “Why
Do Fat Guys Live Longer?” According
to the research of the National Cancer Institute and the Centers for Disease
Control overweight men—and their mildly obese buddies—are likely to outlive
skinnier guys. That is what their
research showed after examining 97 studies that tracked body mass and morbidity
states on nearly three million people of all ages. Through their research it was discovered that
there is a “window” in the body mass index (BMI) that actually had the overweight
people outliving the normal-weight people . . . that BMI was ranging from 25 to
29.5. Also, though not to the same degree,
those with BMIs in the 30 to 34.5 range were slightly more likely to dodge the
grim reaper’s scythe.
To a guy who caught his Alfred
Hitchcock profile in the mirror the other day that sounded like good news. It gave me hope. Lately, as the weather ever so slowly changes
to warmer (and more body exposure) temperatures, I have been contemplating the
need to shed a few of those winter pounds that I have been expertly hiding
under sweaters and sweat shirts. That
contemplation included the ideas of dieting and exercise . . . sounds vaguely
like something my doctor suggested. But
that sounds like work . . . hard work . . . real, hard work. The article gave me hope. Fat guys outlive skinny guys, and I am
leaning more towards the fat guy side than the skinning guy side!
Researchers are not really sure why
this happens . . . not sure why fat guys outlive skinny guys. It just happens. One reason, but not certain, is that
overweight people have a tendency to visit their doctors more often with health
concerns. That is where all my concern
started—with the doctor telling me that it would be good for me to lose a
little weight and to exercise more.
Ouch!
So, when I saw this article I was
nearly brought to tears . . . God does answer prayers! Hope abounded and I saw myself jiggling with
the good news! Hey, I only have to pack
on a couple of more pounds . . . okay, about thirty more . . . and, I will have
hit the magic window. Then I read the
rest of the article. Talk about a
downer!
It was strongly discouraged of taking
the route of fatness to happiness and longer life. Fat is not good for anyone . . . especially
those of us entering into the so-called golden years. The worse fat, according to the article, is
abdominal fat . . . you know, the Alfred Hitchcock profile sort of fat. They list off quite an array of health
problems associated with this sort of fat, among them not being able to see one’s
toes. I assure you, I can still see my
toes. And, no, the dogs do not hang out
in the shade cast by my southern hemisphere!
I don’t know who it was who instilled
in my mind that I have to read articles from start to finish . . . curse that
individual! If I had stopped at the
beginning, there would still be hope. But,
now, it is gone . . . so, I am back to where I was before. I am needing to lose some weight, watch my
diet, and exercise. My body cringes
whenever I think about it . . . it moans in anticipation of what is to
come. Darn those researchers . . . darn
those cheese burgers . . . darn those moments when one helping is not
enough!
For a moment, carrying the Alfred
Hitchcock profile gave me hope. For a
moment I rejoiced in the Dunlop around my mid-section. For a moment I welcomed the Buddha look. But hope is sometimes a fleeting thing . . .
here not, gone tomorrow. Oh well, I
guess I should put the bag of chips away . . . darn skinny people. They ruin it for the rest of us!
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